This prequel to the yet-to-be-written Goys in the Hood follows the rise of Michael Doggewitz from his humble beginnings as a lowly Westside gang-banging rabbi to the international music mogul we’ve grown to love and fear. From the opening briss scene where the mohel announces “we’re gonna need a bigger knife up in here” to the emotional stomping of a gold chalice at Michael’s wedding, this movie will make Malibu’s Most Wanted look like Shakespeare. Sorry Jamie Kennedy, though you’re welcome to star if you like.