C is for Kinky

In this day and age of endless children’s entertainment, no parent should have to waste time trying to teach their kids the tough lessons on their own. Yet sex education options for toddlers are pathetically limited. The fact that a two-year-old can spend 20 hours a week watching a pants-less muppet enacting the ups and downs of addiction yet still has no idea how to put a condom on is inexcusable. This limited run Jim Henson Company series will correct this travesty… and open unimaginably lucrative doors for new creative merchandizing.