Stand back and stand by for the most exploitative film of the summer! As more and more J6 Truthers get sentenced for crimes they absolutely did commit, Trump’s army of yokels dwindles. Taking another play from the SS handbook, Trump turns to the occult to beef up his army by creating regiments of Werecow infantry, Werecheetah assassins, and a succubus Nancy Pelosi replacement. Now it’s up to one band of plucky Gen Z approved actors to fight back the hordes of the army of the damned in a film that flat earthers are calling “unbelievable.” This is one trophy hunting trip that no one can protest!