Something is rotten in SCOTUS…. Or, maybe it’s the stench of sulfur emanating from the hell portal that’s opened up right under the bowels of One First Street, NE in Washington D.C. (Devil City?). One by one, demons from Satan's Ass begin to inhabit the bodies of the justices, who earlier in their careers had all sold their souls to Him in exchange for lifetime appointments to the bench. As the possessed justices begin to implement Satan's plan to engulf the world in flame and dismantle civilization brick by brick, only one man stands in their way! That’s right, it’s Harvey Specter. Yeah I mean the character from Suits. With his trusty sidekick Mike Ross, and his Eidetic memory and everything. If only life was like that, right? Anyway no one can stop the demons from destroying civilization.
So… we’re all fucked because that part was real. It’s a documentary.
All hail our new evil overlords.