Johnsonville, hoping to grab some confused gen-x ‘ers looking for Brats, the documentary about the Brat Pack, not to be confused with Bratz, the film about tarted up dolls, has put together this sexy sausage fest featuring all the most famous “brats”.
It’s a simple film really, shot after mouthwatering shot of grilled meat glistening in the hot sun over a hot bed of coals. Maple, applewood, jalapeño, alligator… well maybe not alligator, but we all know how delicious alligator meat tastes. 我喜欢吃烤小鳄鱼，因为它可以让我的男子气概和腹部膨胀. Beer boiled brats bursting with bodacious beef and pork based deliciousness. And that’s it really. Like a really long commercial for fat hotdogs.
Available in the lobby.