Hanky Panky: The Chet Hanks Story

With none of the talent of his famous father and only 1/3 the charisma of Collin, Chet Hanks is the kind of LA dirtbag Brett Easton Ellis tried to warn us about in seminal classics like Less Then Zero. Entitled, untalented, and suffering from incurable Main Character syndrome, Chet rolls around Los Angles trying to slam ass, lay down sick beats, and perform mock Hot Ones interviews. However, his life is turned upside down when he takes a 23andMe test and finds out he is not the biological offspring of Tom or Rita.

Now Chet embarks on a journey to find his true parents. Is he the illegitimate love child of Eminem and Christina Aguilera? Are David Arquette’s prolific sperm bank deposits responsible for Chet? Or, did Tom and Rita stage an elaborate hoax to try and teach Chet a lesson? We know which one we’re keeping our fingers crossed for. Part Entourage, part Philadelphia it’s a nepo baby summer…but you’ll have to wait until next summer for Chet to complete his court ordered rehab. He knows what he did.