Sex comedies have been celibate in theaters for well over a decade now with a few exceptions.
But in everyday America people do be fuckin’- so what gives? Have screenwriters been unable to find the laughs in the widening sexual frontiers being explored? Is an 80% rise in syphilis rates in the country not inherently funny?
Join high school senior Romeo Ozone as he tries to live up to his name by wooing the women of Elon Musk High School by edging longer and stronger than any of his male competitors in this bawdy film. The most epic Friday in school history begins when troublemaker Grief Jericho challenges Romeo to stroke not joke after claiming he can break the school record of 17 hours set by Elon Musk himself back when he attended the school’s renaming ceremony back in 2016.
Can he keep it up during a very dry Honors American History lecture on the Great Depression? Keep it whackin’ while having to read aloud from Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle in Lit class? How will he navigate the afternoon pep rally when he has to get the crowd fired up as the school mascot, Musky the Muskrat? By the time the big football game is wrapping up Friday night and he still has just over 3 hours to go it’s going to be a fight to the explosive finish- and that’s without accounting for Grief trying to sabotage the attempt throughout.
Cum for the laughs and stay for the weeping for our youth when this movie hits theaters later this year.