Only in Ohio could this real life Florida Man exist. After narrowly escaping Me Too unscathed, Durst decides to push his luck and get back in the game. Older, fatter, and with a bushy grey beard former starfish enthusiast and amateur pornographer Fred Durst tries to navigate the turbulent 2020s. Rollin’ (rollin’) down Route 66, Fred stops at diners, drive-in’s, and HBCUs in an attempt to atone for his previous behavior and lyrics. A heartfelt third act turn sees Fred struggle with a testicular cancer diagnosis and grapple with his own mortality. Part road trip, part listening tour, some cultural appropriation, lots of laughs and tears. Come for the healing, but stay for the extended Wes Borland guitar solo.
Is Durst the kind of guy who Googles his own name? We sure hope so, because we sincerely believe he’d be a major investor in some of the pitches we’ve posted.