Dew the Dishes

This high-octane action flick is the first offering from PepsiCo’s newly launched tax write-off gambit: Mountain Dew Studios.  Who knew doing dishes could be an extreme sport? Not us, but according to market research about 3% of Gen Z-ers.  Is this market research, performed outside of a rural Oklahoma dispensary by day laborers given minimal instruction, robust enough to warrant a $300 million dollar investment in the film’s budget?  We’ll say yes. What’s the plot you ask? Hardly seems necessary, but let’s say Justin and his bro Sir Issac Dewton are out of meth money and desperately need to win the extreme dish washing competition grand prize: 3 pounds of meth. Which they can sell to get money to buy meth.