We all know the unlikely story of Elvis meeting Nixon at the white house, and convincing the Commander in Cheif to give him a badge appointing him as some sort of bureau of narcotics agent. But that’s the white-washed G-rated story the government wants you to hear. Did you know that the badge was actually for the Bureau of Sensual Encounters, with the rank of “Poundmaster General”? And that most of the encounters took place in a secret replica of the Oval Office that Elvis had installed at Graceland? We have no idea who we’re pitching this one to, but it’s basically a 90 minute telling of The Aristocrats with a different setup and no punchline.