Chinese Space Vampires in Heat

Appealing to as many audiences as possible is really the mark of a savvy pitch, wouldn’t you agree? Glen Danzig International Productions presents this comedy/horror hybrid for your consideration. 

In their race to beat the US and Russia onto Mars, Chinese scientists created an anti-aging serum that accidentally made the astronauts into vampires. Oopsy. Meanwhile, the US has smuggled a secret agent onto the Chinese spacecraft to try and foil the mission. She is agent Sam, Unka Sam. But the Americans hadn’t counted on the Chinese crew being vampires or in heat! Can Agent Sam survive the bloodthirsty / horny space vampires? Can she foil the mission before they reach Mars? 

Think of Benny Hill with Chinese vampires in space. 

在太空中没人能听到你的尖叫!