Panda Express: The Movie

It’s product placement on steroids laced with MSG! Did you know that America’s most delicious Chinese-fast-food chain has an origin story as magical as its recipe for orange chicken? Well, it does now! Follow Pandy, the enchanted Panda, as she leads a ragtag group of cuddly magical forest creatures on a dangerous quest to save her village and keep her family’s mythical recipes safe. Play the ‘spot the entre in the foreground’ drinking game at home while you watch this direct to video epic that starts out like Lord of the Rings, morphs into Elf, take a turn towards Scarface and ends with a 15 minute slowmo montage of the tantalizing dishes you can only find at your local Panda Express right now.