Seriously, stop with all the GDCU nonsense. My mother is a big fan of apitchaday.com and she cannot stomach another wacky, absurd pitch involving Glen Danzig or any of his movies or podcasts or haiku or anything!
Enough. She is dead serious about shooting him too. She has a gun, I’ve seen it in person. Like a small lady gun of some kind. 5 millimeters or 10 millimeters or something. And she said she would use it. I believe her. Not because she’s my mom, but because she rarely lies. To me at least. I think. Anyway it’s a credible threat to Glen’s life and we wouldn’t want to be responsible for anything happening to him would we?
P. S. That means no Scotch Hopkins either.