Suckles

Fans of the Blue Blur rejoice! The inexplicably popular and lucrative Sonic the Hedgehog cinematic universe continues to expand in this new limited series airing exclusively on the Sega channel. 

A bruised and beaten Dr Robotnik attempts one last gambit to finally defeat his foes- since he could not overcome Sonic and Knuckles with robots and missiles and stuff he uses the Chaos Emerald to make a creature that combines both of their physical powers and imbues it with his intelligence and personality - an unbeatable hedgechidna he dubs Suckles.

The plan seems to be a success - Suckles runs fast and can punch things and also has a muddy purple color to it that differentiates it from the other characters, but as the stage is set for a climactic showdown the flaw in Robotnik’s scheme is revealed- Suckles, having Robotnik’s personality, also shares some of his “appetites” which apparently include being a furry. An incredibly thirsty one.

Maybe Sega finally cottoned to the fact that a not insignificant part of Sonic’s fanbase are kink chasers. Maybe when you get to the three episode long orgy in a bowling alley you will be too- or at the very least reviewing your life’s choices that led to you watching colorful CG anthropomorphic critter sex.