Fans of the Blue Blur rejoice! The inexplicably popular and lucrative Sonic the Hedgehog cinematic universe continues to expand in this new limited series airing exclusively on the Sega channel.
A bruised and beaten Dr Robotnik attempts one last gambit to finally defeat his foes- since he could not overcome Sonic and Knuckles with robots and missiles and stuff he uses the Chaos Emerald to make a creature that combines both of their physical powers and imbues it with his intelligence and personality - an unbeatable hedgechidna he dubs Suckles.
The plan seems to be a success - Suckles runs fast and can punch things and also has a muddy purple color to it that differentiates it from the other characters, but as the stage is set for a climactic showdown the flaw in Robotnik’s scheme is revealed- Suckles, having Robotnik’s personality, also shares some of his “appetites” which apparently include being a furry. An incredibly thirsty one.
Maybe Sega finally cottoned to the fact that a not insignificant part of Sonic’s fanbase are kink chasers. Maybe when you get to the three episode long orgy in a bowling alley you will be too- or at the very least reviewing your life’s choices that led to you watching colorful CG anthropomorphic critter sex.