The grueling and unrelenting pressure of ensuring that the world won’t have to experience a day without a pitch is a burden that few have to bear. And when the stakes are that high, strange things can happen. Case in point: a trilogy of Post cereal based pun pitches. The Cereal Wars left humanity in shambles, and the Post Apocalypse wiped out all life on Earth outside of the secret military-grade fallout shelter hidden under Post’s R&D compound. It’s there, in the “artificial fruity flavor enhancers, murderous cyborgs, and time travel” wing, that humanity’s only remaining hope remains. Can a Fruity Pebbles-fueled cyborg successfully travel back in time to kill C.W. Post and John Harvey Kellogg before all of this nonsense begins? Or will it just end up opening the door to the cereal multiverse, a new lazy go-to when it’s 11:59pm and nothing on the docket for tomorrow…