It’s About Time

Elon Musk has never been subtle.  I mean, this shitgibbon named his Tesla models S, 3, and X, because as all perpetually horny billionaire-goblins know, s3x sells. Now he’s back, self-funding It’s About Time. Elmo’s nostalgia for Back to the Future runs deep and there’s only so much blow, flamethrowers, and rockets the richest man with the biggest Napoleon complex can buy in one lifetime. Instead of feeding the poor, helping Ukraine, or funding no-kill animal shelters, Egon decides to self-finance a Back to the Future remake / Cybertruck product placement “movie,” except when the Cybertruck hits 88 MPH, it falls apart. Starting Charlie Kirk and Dennis Miller, get ready for the next tax-write-off-to-be-shelved you’ll never see as Elias brings us back to a simpler age of overt racism and emerald mining.