There’s an old saying in Texas: “you mess with the horns, you have to buy the bull”. Or something like that. Fredrick, a naïve China shop owner from Vermont, really should have researched that adage and its tenuous legal groundings before his vacation to Austin. But not wanting to be confrontational, he accepted what the crotchety old farmer at the suburban Texas petting zoo told him. Will Fredrick and his fragile merchandise survive this bull-out-of-water dramedy? Most likely not.