If you were born while your deadbeat parents were running to avoid paying taxes, spent years apprenticed for a position you never got, and then were killed because your close friends narc’d you out, you’d probably be pissed. But not when you are the son of God. You turns the other cheek. When you rise on the third day, how do you top that on the fourth? If you’re Jesus of Nazareth, you throw a rager. Follow the Nazarene as he hosts the most epic comeback party ever. Water to Wine? Check. Morning glory induced psychedelic visions. Absolutely. Kevin Hart? Sure, why not. Relying on his famous humor and pathos, Jesus will have to reckon with a father who let him die for the sins of others and his feelings for Mary Magdalene all while making sure everyone is krunk. It’s Friday for the crucifiction set in this pointless cash grab only slightly less blashmeious than a Joel Osmond sermon.