Journey deep into history and hear the melodic events that led one man to not let sleeping cows stand. Listen to the lament-filled dirge of the first cow that was just minding its own business before it was knocked over into its own business. Rage with the local farmers as what started as a dare turns into an epidemic of bovine proportions. Laugh to the tunes of a local youth who mistakenly tries to expand the type of horizontal livestock. And hear the chorus of bards sing this country tale into legend.