Mr. Magoo is back! He’s blinder than an albino cave snake, but he’s back on your holiday screens in his latest adventure. This is the sequel to the international smash hit, 2010’s Kung Fu Magoo. This time good old Magoo is recruited by a sleazy con man/ slumlord/ pathological narcissist/ douchebag, Tronald Dump, to infiltrate the operations of Dump’s nemesis, L. G. Brandon. Magoo, blinder than a dinosaurs vagina, sets out to enter the Kung Fu tournament held on the island of Ho Lee Fuk, where the best of the world’s Kung Fuistas? will compete to win a date with Princess Boba T. Dawg, played by Congesswoman Lauren Boebert. Magoo, still blinder than a syphilitic hooker at midnight, bumbles through the tournament, hilariously winning match after match, while simultaneously spying on the mysterious Brandon, who turns out to be an oversized stuffed possum. Princess Boba is hopelessly attracted to Magoo and they make sweet sweet love until Magoo unleashes his Magoo Goo into her hoo hoo. Koo koo cachoo.
*Magoo Always Getting Ass