The Devil Yue Knows

While his classmates were preparing for Quinceañeras, Confirmations and various Mitzvahs, Yue was busy doing drugs, watching porn, and street racing. While racing for pinks, Yue ends up drifting off a cliff and dies. His short life of debauchery lands him on a one way rocket ship to hell where he comes face-to-face with the Devil. An eternity of torturing sinners has left Old Scratch with a scratch he just can’t itch, and when Yue arrives he offers him a deal: serve as a general in his army of demons or a race through the nine levels of hell for his freedom.

We know what we’d pick: to lead the vanguard of the damned against Boston sports fans. But Yue decides he’d rather see his friends and family again, so a race it is. It’s Yue versus the devil, Ford versus Chevy, manual versus automatic in a film that dares to ask the question what if someone took the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia and turned it into a full length movie? We’re pretty sure that’s how Pretty Woman got green lit, and look how big a star Jason Alexander became.