Alright, we’re not proud of this one. Stop reading here if you want, and no one will blame you. Trixie is a hooker with a heart of gold, who’s been trying to get out of the business for years. When her Johns start noticing that their medical ailments disappear after their encounters, Trixie’s popularity soars. After some detective work and a visit to a mystical madame sage, Trixie learns that her vocalizations have the power to heal. But unfortunately for her, big pharma quickly learns her secret as well, and wants her vocal chords for themselves. What ensues is pretty much the ending of ET, with Trixie’s sex-worker friends replacing the neighborhood children and big pharma’s men in black replacing the FBI. Will Trixie make it to her home planet before big pharma dissects her for profit? Oh right, Trixie turns out to be a very human-looking alien.