Jason’s Gone Dark

They say there is no greater tragedy as when a parent outlives their child. For Jason Ritchie, his worst fears come true when his 9-year old son is given three months to live. Rather then provide comfort for ailing child, Jason embraces the unthinkable; to beat his son to death (obviously, not literally). Now, with only three months, Jason must set his affairs in order and screw up the courage to end his own life, thereby sparing himself the pain of his son’s passing. But, Jason’s also a self-centered, millennial poser with no skills. Can he concoct a gramable death, and pull it off while still neglecting his child? If Hollywood has taught me anything, maybe?

Look, this year sucks. No one is actually, actively rooting for children to die. Unless you’re a Republican. Those people are ghouls.