Streaks are meant to be broken. But not for Broman Brokowski, Alpha-Sigma-Sigma’s oldest and rowdiest brother. For 8 years Broman has failed Introduction to English, by far the longest failing streak for any single course in University history. But Dean Stickbuttman has had enough of Broman’s immature shenanigans, and Professor Nerdballs is tired of his class’s average continuously being tanked by the same student. We should also mention that this is the last class Broman needs to graduate. Broman’s streak is on the line as Stickbuttman and Nerdballs conspire to trick him into doing the impossible- accidentally passing the course and getting on with his damn life, far far away from the University.