Deep State

The year is 2152, and climate change has reshaped the world.  Revamped US coastlines, once considered to be nothing more than the evil and poorly-scripted ambitions of bald-headed super villains, are now the reality.  In a coordinated act of cooperativity and physics-defying plot set-up, 49 US states managed to raise their entire land masses on stilts.  Despite overwhelming scientific and common sense confirmation of the global disaster, however, Florida refused to follow suit, leaving the entire state deep below the ocean’s surface.  When a lost message from beyond the grave sparks a false rumor that 3 billion dollars in lost gold is still buried below a now under-water Floridian golf resort, dozens of gullible get-rich-quick schemers defy warnings of danger and phony treasure to converge on the state.  It’s every moron for themself in this logic-defying romp that makes only slightly less sense than today’s average news cycle.