In “honor” of Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination to the Supreme Court, we present an updated take on A Few Good Men designed to set women’s rights back generations. PFC Janice Barrow is found sexually assaulted and left for dead in her barracks. When the case is to be adjudicated by Judge Cheryl Connor, both the defense and the prosecution becomes a referendum on why women should or shouldn’t serve in combat instead of holding men accountable for their own actions. By the time Judge Connor issues her ruling, we’ll find out if a Republican woman can be just as intolerant, ignorant, and blinded by goofy religious beliefs as men.