Pumpkin Spice: The Movie

In this thinly veiled, and poorly conceived political allegory a disgusting orange monster bullies his way into the hearts and minds of trash people. What once was a fringe movement; confined to a limited period of time, has begun spreading its tentacles further and further until there is no escape from the Pumpkin Spice Overlord. An international blend of spices led by Mexican Vanilla, Chinese Five Spice, and Italian Parsley band together in hopes of showing America that there are alternatives flavors and that our dishes are better with flavor harmony versus pumpkin homogeny. A third act twist introduces a prolonged legal battle with the Spice Girls over the trademark of the term ‘spice’ will leave the viewer confused and angry at the lack of resolution.