Let’s face it- not all pitches serve the same purpose. Some are passionate pleas for the resources and support that will allow an artist to create and share their deep-routed artistic vision with the world. And some are basically the equivalent of a late night get rich infomercial. This pitch clearly falls into the latter category, but we stand by our pledge that there’s no way it can’t make money. Follow everybody’s favorite human being Keanu Reeves for 90 minutes as he travels the country rescuing kittens from trees, feeding puppies treats and saving lovable children from bullies. Instant 2nd quarter profits.