Speed 3: Electric Mayhem

In honor of Bill & Ted Face the Music, we’re back with another Keanu Reeves movie that demands a third part. After being forced into early retirement, Jack Traven finds employment doing the one thing he excelled at: driving. Working for a ride sharing service, Jack specializes in getting passengers to their destination fast and; thanks to his electric car, in an environmentally friendly manner. When eccentric musician Dr. Teeth enters his car, Jack’s night takes a turn for the weird. When Dr. Teeth’s dealer decides to shake him down for more money, Jack must shake them off their tail using his supernatural driving ability and Dogstar GPS. In order to keep his five star rating Jack will have to verbally spar with a hopped up puppet who has more charisma than Jason Patrick, more charm than Sandra Bullock, and more gold teeth than Dennis Hopper all while avoiding a crazed LSD dealer in a Dodge Charger.