Dinglemellon

It’s “The Fly” meets “The Grapes of Wrath” in this raunchy coming of age dramedy about an 18-24 year old male lead that inherits his deceased professor-uncle’s matter transporter machine.  With more important things on his mind than personal hygiene and standard wiping protocol, and too hungry to put down the cantaloupe he’s eating, our lead anxiously hops into the matter transporter to test it out.  Little does he know that his laziness will begat an abomination of nature: the dinglemellon.  Assuming that it can make him a fortune for some reason, our lead embarks on a hilarious cross-country journey of ill-fated entrepreneurism and forced introspection.  What will happen when he finally makes it to California with his golden ticket?  Probably something.