Carpet Diem

Fred is a the lowest-ranking salesman at a failing carpet store.  His work days are filled with rejection, and his evenings don’t get any better.  After one particularly rude customer makes an unsolicited suggestion as to where Fred can place his all-in-one stain remover, he finally realizes that unlike the carpets he tries to sell he will no longer be walked all over.  This Crispin Glover vehicle, part “Falling Down” and part “The 40 Year Old Virgin”, will have you manically alternating between gasping in horror and rolling on the floor laughing.