Hoping to cash in on this Bond character that everyone is talking about, we have created the ultimate spy thriller for your enjoyment. Our agent, Peter Wand, is given a top secret mission from his bosses at the USDA-Milk Division, a covert assassination of Russian oligarch, Malka Dakowski. Peter must foil Malka's plot to curdle all American milk by feeding lemons to the US dairy cow population, forcing American schoolchildren to drink inferior "Malk" brand dairy-adjacent liquid chalk, of which Malka is the sole provider. Peter falls hard for Malka's beautiful right hand milkmaid, Teatsa Plenti, who has been tasked will an assassination of her own! A high speed, milk truck chase ensues and Wand winds up on the International Space Dairy at the Milkbar with Malka, Teetsa and UK double agent, Colonel Chauncey Odonaghue Worthington. A terrific fight sequence caps this thrilling spy blockbuster.