After crushing the bedazzled Reality Buckle and inhaling the cosmic vapors, Asparagoose becomes the universes most powerful water fowl. He no longer wields the power of the buckle, he is the power – and in one white flash the multiverse is reshaped to his will. Life is wiped out, there is only the Asparagoose at the beginning and the end of time. Alone; and finally at peace, Asparagoose attempts to rebuild a better existence. Starting with a stitched together Christmas, Asparagoose is soon dismayed that his new simulacrums cannot understand the joyous holiday. While he attempts to imbue them with holiday cheer, his efforts prove fruitless. His new gained power cannot truly replace what he destroyed. As he makes his way to the Bedford Falls Bridge, he knows what he must do: Recreate the multiverse he vanished; flaws and all, to give the people the greatest Christmas gift of all – himself. As he throws himself from the bridge and is about to hit icy current below, the white flash takes him and remakes all he had undone. Awakening at a real Christmas dinner, all of his friends surround him. Crystal Chandelier, Crocoli, Danzig, the Bros from Frozen Asshats, and his love Margaret. We’ll Meet Again plays softly as the camera pulls out from the house and then tilts up to reveal a crystal clear star field as the Asparagoose Cinematic Universe comes to close.