It’s the classic ALADIN tale, but sans the uncomfortable ethnic tinge for the once again great ‘Murica. Streetwise, self-made trust-fund baby Ron has big ambitions and even bigger dreams. But reality always seemed to keep them just out of reach. Until one day, while violently evicting a 90 year old disabled veteran from one of his slums, Ron stumbled upon an old dirty smart phone. After rubbing some of the dirt off of it with his sleeve, and some forced and probably unnecessary exposition, Ron learns that he can make any desire he has come true simply by typing “I hereby wish…” into his smartphone. Brace yourself for a 90 minute train wreck of debaucherous self-serving hilarity that’ll leave you asking “why didn’t someone just take the damn phone away in act two?”