Candy Cain

Part Candyman and part Elf on the Shelf, this confused holiday mashup spends 90 glorious minutes trying to find its footing.  A seemingly normal Christmas season begins to go off the rails when little Tommy’s grandmother buys him an early holiday present that she bought at the church’s bake sale- a piece of decorated chocolate in the shape of Cain, the bible’s first murder (don’t ask why).  Instructed not to eat his new treat until Christmas day, Tommy proudly places it on the shelf above the fire place and anxiously awaits the big day.  But when family members start dropping like flies, it’s up to Tommy to use his Sunday school detective skills to figure out what’s going on.  Will Tommy be Abel to stop Cain’s murderous plans before Christmas is completely ruined?  Does he have what it takes to take a literal bite out of crime?  Trust us, you’ll be begging for more of those horrible puns to distract you from the contrived and rarely pertinent Davey and Goliath style lessons Tommy is force-fed throughout.