When a neighborhood man is “put on blast” by members of his housing development’s Facebook group for his dog running around loose for an afternoon; it was a minor nuisance. When the drubbing begins to go viral after the information that his dog defecated onto not one but two baby Jesuses in neighbors’ decorative mangers comes to light, life is suddenly aswirl in internet cancel culture. Despite going into hibernation mode on all social media over the Thanksgiving holiday, Marc Zuckerberg suffers doxes, swats, and other internet trolling indignities, and decides enough is enough. If social media won’t leave him alone, it’s time to burn it all down, starting with the no-talent ass clown who started all this craziness and stole his name. It’s Marc vs. Mark this Hanukkah, and one of them is going to be put to sleep for longer than winter before all is said and done. Now that you’ve read this pitch go get some of those sweet BOGOs and deep discounts!