Pitch: In a city where ambition is everything and pleasure is the ultimate prize, Miranda Haag—a sharp, seductive private investigator with a shadowy past and a wooden colon-is known for solving the toughest cases with her unique combination of intellect and irresistible allure. But beneath her confident exterior lies a secret: an unexplained condition that causes sudden, uncontrollable episodes of flatulence and drooling, turning even the most charged encounters into unpredictable, moist, odiferous and humiliating disasters.
Miranda’s condition has made her a recluse, only taking cases she knows she can control. That changes when she receives an urgent request from Senator Rand Paul, a staunch, deep woods libertarian with a fetish for free-market principles and a penchant for sticky relationships. Rand has a problem: someone is blackmailing him with compromising footage of his self-love ritual that could destroy his career, footage that captures the senator in flagrant solo delicto—where his carefully curated public image literally shits the bed, his uncontrollable bodily ejections turning passionate encounters into shit shows.
Despite her misgivings, Miranda agrees to take the case. The attraction between them is instantaneous, electrified by mutual admiration and underlying tension. As they delve deeper into the mystery, their connection grows, their intellectual duels peppered with Miranda’s caustic wit and Rand’s fiery defenses of his beliefs. But their intense chemistry is constantly undermined by the lurking threat of their shared afflictions, turning moments of desire into moments of embarrassment.
The investigation leads them to the highest levels of government and industry, where a secret cabal—known only as “The Flatulent Earth Society” controls everything from pharmaceuticals to hot dog manufacturing. As Miranda and Rand untangle the web of blackmail, power plays, and erotic gamesmanship, they must confront their own insecurities and the vulnerabilities that come with their unpredictable conditions. Realizing they’ve been targeted not just for their political and social positions but for their very biology,
Miranda and Rand’s bond is tested as they navigate a world where intimacy and scat are weaponized. Caught between a blackmailer who seems to anticipate their every move and their own bodies betraying them at the most crucial moments, Miranda and Rand must rely on each other to survive. The film crescendos in a suspenseful game of cat and mouse, set in an abandoned mansion-turned-pharmaceutical lab where their final showdown becomes a battle of wits, willpower, and a delicate balance of managing their unfortunate bodily reactions.