I Know Why the Crazed Bird Sings

Despite stopping Lucas Pedophile’s ring, Asparagoose finds himself at the mercy of those who kept the secret. Turning the public against Asparagoose, they have him committed to Wetlands Sanctuary for the Criminally Insane, and it is here that Asparagoose is subjected to torture the likes not seen since Project MK Ultra. Cut off from his font of power to draw on, Asparagoose must get by on his wits and guile if he has any hopes of escaping. It is revealed that Technocracy has broken their long standing détente with the Verdant and are behind the outrageous cybernetic augmentations being performed on Asparagoose.

Asparagoose’s need to protect the less fortunate is his last remaining thread to sanity. And, just when it appears he has given up and is about to reveal the codes to Zion, an explosion sunders the walls of his prison and he is rescued by his long dead frenemy and former Technocracy weapon; Crocoli. Extending his hand to pull Asparagoose up, Asparagoose looks on in stunned disbelief as a blinding explosion is our transition to a FLASH CUT to credits.

Asparagoose will return in Bird. Flew.