Bird. Flew

Having escaped his captors with the help of an old ally/enemy, Asparagoose is on the run. But the tests they performed on him have left him hobbled, and unable to take flight…the one true source of joy in his empty existence. Lame from having his wings clipped, with the combined might of the Industrialized Nations turned against him; and with Crocoli dying in the escape, Asparagoose must seek help from anyone willing to assist. Which leads him back to his one-time romantic partner, Crystal Chandelier…and the Russian Mafia. After Asparagoose disappeared, a distraught Crystal went deep undercover, but she never resurfaced.

Asparagoose’s arrival threatens to upend Crystals’ messy life as she is caught between the goose she loved and the Russian lover she tolerates. Both her skill at cybernetics and pole dancing prove handy as she repurposes Asparagoose’s enhancements into fully functional wings of death and give his corkscrew penis the confidence its been lacking since the Infinity Buckle was shattered. Just as Crystal is about to choose between Dimitri and Asparagoose, Dimitri shoots her and confess he has been under the control of the Technocracy the entire time. Forced to choose between saving Crystal and stopping Dimitri, Asparagoose chases down Dimitri while his lover lays bleeding in an abandoned warehouse.

Broken and alone; but once again able to take flight and contact the Verdant, Asparagoose is ready to take bring the fight back to the Technocracy.

Asparagoose will return in Screaming Eagles.