Horror…the final frontier for porn parodies. Despite scares and sexy times being often found together in genre films there haven’t been scads of x-rated parody pictures accompanying them; it’s been mostly sci-fi and superhero movies getting the nod.
Well that all changes now- after a nearly ruinous pivot towards copraphilia with their last picture, Scoopy-Poo, Rigid Pictures is back with this final gasp for relevance- the tale of the cursed Dickless Norseman who came ashore to the New World centuries after his brethren had explored Europe and Greenland, and ended up losing his member in a sexy cotton gin incident. His baleful and horny spirit now haunts the woods around Peepee Hollow, and only schoolteacher and amateur inventor Wickedbod Crane can hope to quell this restless spirit. After canvassing the town to learn the local ladies’ sexual proclivities and vaginal topographies he fashions a replacement member for the ghost using an apothecary’s mortar and some lambskin- but can he relay its purpose to a phantasm who hasn’t nutted in the better part of a century? Wickedbod will have to adhere to the “show don’t tell” school of instruction, culminating in a supernatural pig roast with the Norseman and Goody Nesbitt on her fainting couch in the third act.
Hoping to be nominated for best costuming at this year’s AVN awards don’t miss the picture that critics are raving is “worth getting a Brazzers login off a password share site for”.