An Adam & Eve studios production directed by Glen Danzig.
In a future where mega-corporations control every aspect of life, Pia Zamora, the sultry and sharp-witted drifter, is not just an expert in espionage and seduction—she’s also the unexpected face of PleasureMax, the world’s leading marital aid manufacturer. As the star of cheeky commercials and the glamorous spokesperson for their top-selling products, Pia is known to millions as the woman who can spice up any bedroom, one gadget at a time.
But when Thorne Radcliff, the billionaire CEO of Atlas Industries, is found dead in his penthouse, handcuffed to his bed with one of Pia’s signature PleasureMax vibrators buzzing on the nightstand, she quickly becomes the prime suspect in what looks like a fatal love affair gone wrong. The authorities are convinced they’ve found their femme fatale, and with the Feds closing in, Pia must use her charm, wits, and an arsenal of discreet but deadly gadgets to clear her name.
In between dodging overzealous investigators and smooth-talking her way past suspects, Pia finds herself embroiled in a conspiracy that’s much bigger than she anticipated—a plot involving secret Ivy League societies, corporate espionage, and the most unexpected weapon of all: a vibrating egg with Wi-Fi capabilities.
With her career on the line and her face plastered on billboards across the city, Pia will have to balance being the public face of sexual empowerment with her private mission to uncover the truth. Along the way, she encounters a colorful cast of characters, including a bumbling detective who can’t seem to keep his cool around her, a rival CEO with an unhealthy obsession with power tools, and her most loyal fan, who insists on calling her “The Queen of Kinks.”
As the bodies (and the jokes) start to pile up, Pia realizes that to survive in a world where everyone is out for themselves, she’ll need to stay one step ahead of the competition—and that includes keeping her most hilarious weapon, her sharp tongue, ready for battle. With her mix of seductive allure, razor-sharp wit, and an unbeatable collection of marital aids, Pia Zadora is about to prove that sometimes the best way to solve a mystery is with a good laugh—and a little extra buzz.