Pirates, Kung Fu and Bigfoot. What more can I do, people? Maybe invent machine guns for the Bigfoot Kung Fu Pirates to use against the Mole people of Middle Earth?
Or a Time Machine to send a future Bigfoot SWAT team to assist the BF Pirates as they attempt to overthrow the Pope and his Dragon Army? Or even better, have a witch cast a spell on the Bigfeet that turns them into Nude Amazonian Warrior Queens who battle the Pantheon of Greek Gods, led by Zeus himself. Big-Fu Manchu villains and Big haired Big-Bo’s battling Bigfeet Warrior Pirates in Space? Are you not entertained?