Erotic drifter/detective Minerva Haag returns! In the center of a small border town in the Italian Alps is a fountain. The fountain in Puttana Vuota is know for two things: the spot where old men and young women toss pennies and wish for true love and where the locals come to wash their Cani. But when Marco L'uomo Qalunque is found dead by the fountain, penis agape and covered in Minerva’s trademark funfetti glitter and rotten with her signature scent; Viva La Juicy by Juicy Coiture, Minerva becomes suspect numero uno.
Hounded by the Poliziotti, Minerva will need to deduce and seduce in order to stay one step ahead of the true killer. Will her years of tantric training help her delay gratification long enough to get the information she needs? Has the Illuminati finally come to exact their revenge after so long? Should you bring a hot or cold appetizer to an orgy you were invited to as an afterthought? Some of these questions may be answered as Minerva tries to clear her name and uncover the sexy conspiracy of her most confusing case yet: Who framed Minerva Haag?