Ever wonder why we’ve had two Space Jam movies and none of them featured Dennis Rodman? We do. Too often. Since we haven’t seen the Lebron version, we’ll assume it was either a sequel or unrelated to the MJ version, so to be safe Dennis’s will be a prequel. As it turns out, Dennis’s butthole is somehow an interstellar pathway to a basketball-less cartoon dimension. We learn this in hilarious fashion during a CGI-heavy recreation of a classic Pistons game where silly cartoon characters pop out of his shorts at inappropriate moments. Anyway, this is how the evil space toons learn about and become obsessed with basketball. We won’t ruin the ending for ourselves, since we want to be surprised when we think of it, but needless to say it’ll involve a high stakes basketball game.