40 years is a long time to wait for a sequel…especially when the first part has yet to be brought to the big screen. But that won’t stop us from pitching it! Decades of therapy and hard-drinking have done little to ease Dave’s crippling social phobias and night terrors. Watching a homicidal maniac hack up your entire cub scout troop as a child will do that to you. Running on fumes and well past his braking point, Dave knows there’s only thing left for him to do: build an ominous cabin in the woods, take on the persona of his childhood tormentor, and start hacking up kids! Or if Apple TV would like to pick this up: episodically enter his subconscious with the aid of an also-troubled psychotherapist, figuratively travel through the depths of hell to face his killer and say goodbye to his childhood friends, and ultimately piece his life back together. Netflix, we’re looking at you to do the right thing save us from that.