It turns out that dying on a cross takes a lot out of a guy, and rising from the dead takes even more. Add on spending the next few days trying to answer your confused pals’ inane questions about what happened, and even the son of god is going to need to refuel! In a situation like that, there’s only one thing that’ll hit the spot at 1am on a Tuesday morning: Falafel Castle! But the only one not trashed by the Romans is all the way on the other side of Jerusalem... It’s Harold and Kumar meets The Passion of the Christ in this Mel Gibson “joint” that leaves no critic unoffended.