Not the bees, again! If A Simple Favor, a film with, ahem, limited sequel possibilities is getting a new film, we figured why not make a sequel to Nic Cage’s most underrated move? After barely surviving the bees, and the bees in the eyes, Edward spends his day convalescing in a nursing home. When terrifying nightmares of his time with the neo-pagans begin to resurface Edward must face his fears and go back to the island to gain closure. But, this time it’s personal.
Look, we’re just proud we couldn’t think of something more erotic and call this one Something Wicker this Way Cums. I mean, what would that even bee about? A subset of people who get aroused watching people get stung? Narrated by Nic Cage? Shit, that’s not a terrible idea for a pitch. Now we’re sad we didn’t go in that direction.