Along Came a White Spider

Another gem from the Danzig Cinematic Universe. 

In an effort to squeeze the last dollar from Scotch Hopkins spider costume, we are offering this high concept action thriller, starring Morgan Freeman as  a retired pest control technician, who is called back to deal with a particularly dangerous spider that has set up his web in a French bordello. The occupants of the whorehouse will be played by the Porn Hub Players, Dinner Theater and Improv Troupe.

Scotch Hopkins dons the old “white wetsuit”  to reprise his star turn in Danzig’s masterpiece Verotica. He even sports the unrepaired crotch hole from the film.  It’s a game of cat and mouse between our two main characters. Freeman’s character spraying Raid on hookers. Spider spraying webs on Freeman. Hookers cooking books and booking hooks. Spiders breaking hookers necks. Hookers not accepting checks. Pest man doing his best to arrest the pesky pest, man. 

In the final showdown takes place in an abandoned mental asylum, which is expected in these types of “Thrillers” but what is not expected is a porn shoot in an abandoned asylum that is in flames with dwarf demons holding pitchforks dancing around in sparkly underwear.