Young Dan was a misfit. The kids in his public school thought he was a goofball, and the kids in his temple’s Hebrew school class thought he was a na’er-do-well wannabe rebel. But that all changed one fateful evening when Dan decided to take a different bike route home after school, cutting across old Glenn Road. We’ll cut to the chase- he passed a punk bar, the music called to him, he went in, some guy asked what his name was and he said “Dan Zigenbaum” but it was so loud the guy said “Dan Zig what?”, and bam, here’s a 90 minute fake origin story about Glenn Danzig.