Full Metal Catgut

Its Wolverine meets King Richard as a tungsten-laced kitten takes the ATP tour by storm. Following the precedent set by Air Bud, there’s nothing in the rule book that specifically disqualifies it, so why not? The synergy is off the chart in this Keanu meets Air Bud 2: Golden Retriever story of balls, cats, performance enhancing drugs, drug testing, rehab, and Grand Slams. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll ask yourself who didn’t submit a pitch today that they were forced to post this? in this The Computer wore Tennis Sneakers meets Gingerdead Man mashup.